Wednesday, February 4, 2009

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"Alex could you speak instead of making gutteral noises?" -Ms Helvie

"You're making me nervous.." -Ynez
"Why? Cause I'm wet? Cause I'm naked?" -Alex

"Be quiet or I'll throw my history crane at you!" -Ms Barbata

"You know who else rides the bus Alex? Big boy pedophiles." -Ynez

"Here's my evil Koens answer....I'll ask Garrett!!" -Mr Koens

"Do I make you nervous?" -Tarras to Ms Helvie

"Let's say your neighbor explodes. You could take in their DNA!" -Mr Steely

"911 is Bush's answer to everything. What is the biggest thing that happened during your presidency? 911. Would you like some jam on your toast? 911. But sometimes he switches it up a little. Where can I get some cheap greasy taquitos? 711!!" -Mr Hansen

"Its her fault for sucking face with pre-pubescent boys!" -Ynez
"I was NOT pre-pubescent!!" -Alex
"I do not want to hear about your stages of puberty...." -Ynez
"I was HUUUGE!" -Alex
Life's for livin' child, can't you see?